Husband; I've got some exciting news.
Me; Oh! What?
Husband; We've won on the Euromillions!
Me; Oh my! Really? How exciting!
Husband; We need to decided what to do with the money. I don't want to waste it.
Me; Me neither. How much are we talking?
Me; Wind up merchant! Boring day at work?
Husband; Very. See you tonight!
I take back all the nice things I said about him 😂😂😂 though of course it now means I have to think of a good way to get him back. I might feed him some vegan sausages 😈
X x X